Just hold the line and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a frisbee team
That started back in '94
When we were young and lean

We played in all the divisions
We traveled near and far
We ran, we jumped and laid out strong
Then we hacked in bars, then we hacked in bars...

(sound of breaking glasses and a cat scream)

The team wound up in GGM
Where everyone is hurt
Ankles, hips and ligaments
All refuse to work

No flicks, no D's, no inside out
Not a single deep long cut
We will do our very best
To throw around our guts

So if you ask about our shirt
We'll tell you what to do
Google who played Thurston Howell
He's also Mr. Magoo!